Barbaraanne

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  • Cities:
  • Slocum
  • Age:
  • 20
  • Eyes:
  • Green
  • Hair:
  • Ultra long
  • Piercing:
  • No
  • Tattoo:
  • No
  • Bust:
  • No
  • Cup size:
  • 32
  • Bust:
  • B
  • Seeking:
  • I Am Looking Tits
  • Status:
  • Divorced
  • Relation Type:
  • -Nsa Bj, Quickie? Bbw Needs Some Nsa Sex

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